10 insults to never call a werewolf
The very last thing you should ever want to do is insult a werewolf. Werewolves are stronger, faster, and smarter than any human. In a battle, a werewolf would win every time over a human. So the smartest thing any human can do? Stay away from the insults! Now chances are the werewolf will simply ignore you. Often an insult from a mere human is not worth the werewolf’s energy or time.
Every now and then however you’ll catch a werewolf in a mood where he (or she) just isn’t in the mood to put up with you. With that in mind, you’d be well-advised to stay away from the following monikers, which are considered insults to any werewolf: Puppy, Wolfbreath, Hairball, Furface, Fleabag, Mongrel, Mutt, Scobby, Kibbles, and Fluffy.
Remember, although you may not be worth the werewolf’s time or energy, werewolves are not particularly known for their patience, so if you do decide to insult a werewolf, you do so at your own risk!