10 jokes about wolves!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wolf?
Frostbite!

What do you call a lost wolf?
Where-Wolf!

What happened to teh wolf who ate garlic?
His breath was worse than his bite!

What’s a wolf’s favorite hobbu?
Catching fleas!

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?
That’s the end of me!

What is a wolf’s favorite Christmas carol?
Deck the Howls!

What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A timber wolf!

What do you call a werewolf with carrots in his ears?
Anything you want! He can’t hear you!

What did the grape say when the wolf stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do wolves eat for breakfast?
Wolfels!

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