10 moon jokes

Looking for a smile or a laugh? Here are ten jokes about the moon to enjoy!

Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?
To get to the other side!

What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!!

Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?
The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere!

How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter!

What do moon people do when they get married?
They go on their honeyearth!

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
Because it was full!

What do you call a tick on the moon?
A luna-tick!

How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, because it has four quarters!

What did the astronaut say when he saw bones on the moon?
Obviously the cow didn’t make it!

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
It will be full!

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