10 Vampire Jokes

Thought I’d give everyone a little laugh with 10 Vampire Jokes made up by humans…sometimes it’s fun just to laugh at the things that humans make up! Humans have such a love-hate relationship with vampires…I just don’t understand.

1.  What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s Terror-Tory!

2.  What kind of ship does dracula own?
A blood vessel!

3.  Where did Dracula get kept when he was taken to jail?
In a blood cell!

4.  Where did Dracula open his bank account?
In a blood bank!

5.  What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A blood hound!

6.  What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat!

7.  What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
BaT mitton!

8.  Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!

9. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?



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50 Responses

  1. Kilroy says:

    i know what i need to do for the m-shift its just that i started on it yesterday

  2. jo says:

    so has he ever talked to you about light and darkness?

  3. Kilroy says:

    he said i should be through with it in about a month if i keep up what im doing… then comes the dreaded purgatory… with all of the pain… and then the p-shift and im done and im a full fledged werewolf 🙂

  4. jo says:

    hehe! good! 🙂

  5. Kilroy says:

    ??… no… should i know about it?

  6. Kilroy says:

    i wish other ppl were on too… then we’d be having a chat party

  7. Kilroy says:

    and i wont be talking to Rayne all weekend because he is training for something… 🙁

  8. jo says:

    not really, only i needed it most cause im human and i might mess up talking it to you.

  9. Kilroy says:

    heh… so if u had a choice would u rather be a vamp or a wolf?

  10. jo says:

    hehe i would choose to be half wolf cause i like keeping the other human half for some reason that i learned in life ^^

  11. jo says:

    hehe unique answer eh?

  12. jo says:

    so how about you?

  13. jo says:

    hmmm… he left

  14. diamond says:

    u 2 r weird

  15. Jo=me(hates Astinah) says:

    lol, and so it begins lo! ^^

  16. chrome shot says:

    their not weird just…different yea that the word

  17. Did you get those jokes off of laffy taffy? I mean they were ok but pretty painful after the second joke…

  18. leahjane. says:

    I’m a vampire and its the hardest thing to deal with. I’m a pure breed and from the start it was pure pain putting up with it. I wanted to kill my own friends and I hurt people so considering to be one you may need to re- think. All my love leah

  19. gingervamp says:

    me too, vampire raised in a community

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