10 Vampire Jokes
Thought I’d give everyone a little laugh with 10 Vampire Jokes made up by humans…sometimes it’s fun just to laugh at the things that humans make up! Humans have such a love-hate relationship with vampires…I just don’t understand.
1. What is Transylvania?
2. What kind of ship does dracula own?
A blood vessel!
3. Where did Dracula get kept when he was taken to jail?
In a blood cell!
4. Where did Dracula open his bank account?
In a blood bank!
5. What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A blood hound!
6. What animal is always at a baseball game?
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
8. Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
9. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?