Thought I’d give everyone a little laugh with 10 Vampire Jokes made up by humans…sometimes it’s fun just to laugh at the things that humans make up! Humans have such a love-hate relationship with vampires…I just don’t understand.
1. What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s Terror-Tory!
2. What kind of ship does dracula own?
A blood vessel!
3. Where did Dracula get kept when he was taken to jail?
In a blood cell!
4. Where did Dracula open his bank account?
In a blood bank!
5. What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A blood hound!
6. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat!
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
BaT mitton!
8. Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
9. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Neck-turines!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
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ok… weird is any one else noticing what i am
no not realy
anyone on?
nope. ^^ but ian will be soon. ^^
SAD! I pitty the poor vampires who have to take this.
ahhaa jenna just laughed at this one! ^^
eheh ill contribute one…
a hunter says: werewolves suck!
a werewolf replies: correction, vampires suck!
then a vampire appears saying: how rude, we don’t suck! we drink…
(this made me laugh, others think its creepy, others think me crazy and others… zzzzzzz lol!)
lol..
hehe even they think its funny ^^
note: me and i are one
hi jo
hello^^ so what kind of day are you havin?
a pretty good one, thnx for asking
… and u?
hehe both cause i found out many things differently from before and i knew who was the real me
and who is the real u?
hehe lets say someone helped me figure it out cause they ripped all the other me that held me hostage inside;)
so what r u saying? hehe im confused
wait r u a vamp, wolf, or human?
which means this is the real me talking to you and not some pretend to be smart on( which means i am totally aware of what i am doing)
o ok… thats good
human ehhe ^^
i really love this song because its lyrics and the background music seems strangely familiar ^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMr52bCXNdU
o heh im a wolf… well im still in the m-shift but i still count as one
i found my inner wolf Monday 
hehe good! so have you met the others like ian or llyon yet?
no
but i talk to Rayne on the phone… if u’ve ever seen him on…
no. sorry so what do you want to talk about. maybe i could help ^^
he’s given me all the info that i have so far and im grateful for that
ok ^^
i know what i need to do for the m-shift its just that i started on it yesterday
so has he ever talked to you about light and darkness?
he said i should be through with it in about a month if i keep up what im doing… then comes the dreaded purgatory… with all of the pain… and then the p-shift and im done and im a full fledged werewolf
hehe! good!
??… no… should i know about it?
i wish other ppl were on too… then we’d be having a chat party
and i wont be talking to Rayne all weekend because he is training for something…
not really, only i needed it most cause im human and i might mess up talking it to you.
oh.
heh… so if u had a choice would u rather be a vamp or a wolf?
hehe i would choose to be half wolf cause i like keeping the other human half for some reason that i learned in life ^^
hehe unique answer eh?
so how about you?
hmmm… he left
lol! ^^
u 2 r weird
lol, and so it begins lo! ^^
their not weird just…different yea that the word