10 Vampire Jokes
Thought I’d give everyone a little laugh with 10 Vampire Jokes made up by humans…sometimes it’s fun just to laugh at the things that humans make up! Humans have such a love-hate relationship with vampires…I just don’t understand.
1. What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s Terror-Tory!
2. What kind of ship does dracula own?
A blood vessel!
3. Where did Dracula get kept when he was taken to jail?
In a blood cell!
4. Where did Dracula open his bank account?
In a blood bank!
5. What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A blood hound!
6. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat!
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
BaT mitton!
8. Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
9. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Neck-turines!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Do baby vampires look like bats or humans?
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**NEW** MOTW!
ok ^^
i know what i need to do for the m-shift its just that i started on it yesterday
so has he ever talked to you about light and darkness?
he said i should be through with it in about a month if i keep up what im doing… then comes the dreaded purgatory… with all of the pain… and then the p-shift and im done and im a full fledged werewolf 🙂
hehe! good! 🙂
??… no… should i know about it?
i wish other ppl were on too… then we’d be having a chat party
and i wont be talking to Rayne all weekend because he is training for something… 🙁
not really, only i needed it most cause im human and i might mess up talking it to you.
oh.
heh… so if u had a choice would u rather be a vamp or a wolf?
hehe i would choose to be half wolf cause i like keeping the other human half for some reason that i learned in life ^^
hehe unique answer eh?
so how about you?
hmmm… he left
lol! ^^
u 2 r weird
lol, and so it begins lo! ^^
their not weird just…different yea that the word
Did you get those jokes off of laffy taffy? I mean they were ok but pretty painful after the second joke…
I’m a vampire and its the hardest thing to deal with. I’m a pure breed and from the start it was pure pain putting up with it. I wanted to kill my own friends and I hurt people so considering to be one you may need to re- think. All my love leah
me too, vampire raised in a community
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