10 Vampire Jokes

Thought I’d give everyone a little laugh with 10 Vampire Jokes made up by humans…sometimes it’s fun just to laugh at the things that humans make up! Humans have such a love-hate relationship with vampires…I just don’t understand.

1.  What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s Terror-Tory!

2.  What kind of ship does dracula own?
A blood vessel!

3.  Where did Dracula get kept when he was taken to jail?
In a blood cell!

4.  Where did Dracula open his bank account?
In a blood bank!

5.  What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A blood hound!

6.  What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat!

7.  What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
BaT mitton!

8.  Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!

9. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Neck-turines!

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

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50 Responses

  1. Suki Foxx says:

    ok… weird is any one else noticing what i am

  2. wolfie says:

    anyone on?

  3. me says:

    nope. ^^ but ian will be soon. ^^

  4. Jay says:

    SAD! I pitty the poor vampires who have to take this.

  5. me says:

    ahhaa jenna just laughed at this one! ^^

  6. jo says:

    eheh ill contribute one…

    a hunter says: werewolves suck!
    a werewolf replies: correction, vampires suck!
    then a vampire appears saying: how rude, we don’t suck! we drink…
    (this made me laugh, others think its creepy, others think me crazy and others… zzzzzzz lol!)

  7. jo says:

    hehe even they think its funny ^^
    note: me and i are one 😉

  8. jo says:

    hello^^ so what kind of day are you havin?

  9. Kilroy says:

    a pretty good one, thnx for asking :)… and u?

  10. jo says:

    hehe both cause i found out many things differently from before and i knew who was the real me 🙂

  11. Kilroy says:

    and who is the real u?

  12. jo says:

    hehe lets say someone helped me figure it out cause they ripped all the other me that held me hostage inside;)

  13. Kilroy says:

    so what r u saying? hehe im confused

  14. Kilroy says:

    wait r u a vamp, wolf, or human?

  15. jo says:

    which means this is the real me talking to you and not some pretend to be smart on( which means i am totally aware of what i am doing) 😉

  16. Kilroy says:

    o ok… thats good

  17. jo says:

    i really love this song because its lyrics and the background music seems strangely familiar ^^
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMr52bCXNdU

  18. Kilroy says:

    o heh im a wolf… well im still in the m-shift but i still count as one 🙂 i found my inner wolf Monday 😀

  19. jo says:

    hehe good! so have you met the others like ian or llyon yet?

  20. Kilroy says:

    no 🙁 but i talk to Rayne on the phone… if u’ve ever seen him on…

  21. jo says:

    no. sorry so what do you want to talk about. maybe i could help ^^

  22. Kilroy says:

    he’s given me all the info that i have so far and im grateful for that

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