3 reasons you should not keep a zombie as a pet

There are 3 main reasons why you should not keep a zombie as a pet:Zombie pet

1.  MORALITY Zombies used to be human!   Humans are not pets!!  You cannot and would not ever keep a human as a pet, therefore how can you justify keeping a zombie as a pet!?  So, some of you are going to say, well, this does not apply because zombies are no longer humans. This might be true to some extent (but it is a complete debate in itself), however the basic fact cannot be changed – zombies used to be humans – would you want your mother, father, brother, or sister turned into a pet?  Human or zombified?  I didn’t think so.

2.  AGGRESSION Zombies cannot be trusted or trained,  they will never be loyal, and they will turn on you in a second.  They.  If you think you can keep a zombie and train it to do what you want, you are mistaken.  Zombies just want one thing – they crave one thing and one thing only – human flesh…and they will not stop until they have it.  There is no way to train that instinct and need out of a zombie.  If you try to keep a zombie as a pet, today you might be the “owner” but tomorrow you will be dinner.  Guaranteed.  But even worse than that, someone else in your household could become dinner.  Let’s say that you are willing to take on this risk of becoming dinner – are you willing to put your spouse, children, or other relatives at risk as well?

3.  THE MESS Zombies are one of the messiest creatures that you will ever come across. Their bodies are decomposing, they eat without regard to any kind of sanitary conditions, and they don’t care if they knock into things, break things, or otherwise destroy something.  In fact, sometimes it seems that a zombies sole purpose is destruction!  Not only that, but think about the smell – zombies smell like decomposing meat – think about having to put up with that smell day after day.

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19 Responses

  1. Hachina says:

    Wow. Running out of ideas..? 😐

  2. Buddy says:

    actually, i think i saw a movie where they kept zombies as pets!

  3. What was it called, or do you remember?

  4. Kelly (just is) says:

    Shaun of the dead is one where at the end he keeps his friend in the shed, but the zombie had a bit more self control, because it was able to play video games with him.

  5. Playing video games with a zombie… different, very different. Sounds like fun!!! 🙂

  6. StormRunner says:

    I wonder what the zombIe would think if we played Left for Dead.? 🙂

  7. Kelly (just is) says:

    Ai, i think he’d find it a trifle offensive. I wish i still had my left 4 dead games. :/

  8. StormRunner says:

    That’s something you don’t see every day: a zombie killing zombies in a zombie videogame. 😀

  9. Kelly (just is) says:

    Ha, heres another thing you dont see everyday: A ZOMBIE. Playing a zombie killing video game would just be an add-on.

  10. Very true! If i did see one though I’d probably be a little freaked out.

  11. spikedwolf says:

    what about a zombie killing zombies in call of duty black ops

  12. Lee Ann says:

    Good call! I had forgotten about that 😛

  13. Kelly (just is) says:

    Ah! Nazi zombies! Ha, i actually think Plant’s vs Zombies is the funnest.

  14. StormRunner says:

    Plants vs. Zombies is pretty entertaining. Zombies on Call of Duty is just as fun probably better.

  15. Kelly (just is) says:

    Haha black op’s zombie game is pretty cool. I just played that for 3 hours yesturday.

  16. Wolf luvr says:

    Haha me and my friend was joking around saying we would chain it up and sew it’s mouth shut..would that work?=^0^=

  17. she wolf says:

    My grandpa’s schoolmate is a zombie and when they were still in highschool, he was the teacher’s pet.

  18. Nicklaus says:

    in a way you could keep one. remove its bottom jaw, and both of its arms and make sure it is chained up. it will starve but very slowly. if it can’t grab you and it can’t bite you, its not harmless but it is slightly less dangerous

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