3 reasons you should not keep a zombie as a pet
There are 3 main reasons why you should not keep a zombie as a pet:
1. MORALITY Zombies used to be human! Humans are not pets!! You cannot and would not ever keep a human as a pet, therefore how can you justify keeping a zombie as a pet!? So, some of you are going to say, well, this does not apply because zombies are no longer humans. This might be true to some extent (but it is a complete debate in itself), however the basic fact cannot be changed – zombies used to be humans – would you want your mother, father, brother, or sister turned into a pet? Human or zombified? I didn’t think so.
2. AGGRESSION Zombies cannot be trusted or trained, they will never be loyal, and they will turn on you in a second. They. If you think you can keep a zombie and train it to do what you want, you are mistaken. Zombies just want one thing – they crave one thing and one thing only – human flesh…and they will not stop until they have it. There is no way to train that instinct and need out of a zombie. If you try to keep a zombie as a pet, today you might be the “owner” but tomorrow you will be dinner. Guaranteed. But even worse than that, someone else in your household could become dinner. Let’s say that you are willing to take on this risk of becoming dinner – are you willing to put your spouse, children, or other relatives at risk as well?
3. THE MESS Zombies are one of the messiest creatures that you will ever come across. Their bodies are decomposing, they eat without regard to any kind of sanitary conditions, and they don’t care if they knock into things, break things, or otherwise destroy something. In fact, sometimes it seems that a zombies sole purpose is destruction! Not only that, but think about the smell – zombies smell like decomposing meat – think about having to put up with that smell day after day.