Christmas Jokes – Part 2!
Need a good joke to tell to break the tension on Christmas day when all the family is together? Here are 10 Christmas jokes that should at least get a smile!
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite Christmas song?
A: I’m Dreaming of a Bite Christmas!
Q: Who delivers a werewolf’s Christmas presents?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What do you call vampires who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire,what would they name their child?
Q: What do you call a werewolf sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws!
Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
Q: Why doesn’t the mummy like Christmas?
A: He’s afraid he’ll relax and unwind!
Q. What did the cow say to the vampire on Christmas morning?
A. Mooooey Christmas!
Q: Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party?
A: It was a scream!
Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
A: He was picking his nose!