How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?
He has Santa claws!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld Fang Syne.
What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
We’re wolfing down Christmas dinner.
Why do vampires like snowmen?
Because they’re both cold, white and hate the sun!
What did the vampire kid tell his parents he wanted for Christmas?
All I Want for Christmas are my Two Front Fangs!
What did the zombie say when he saw the kids board the Polar Express?
Brraaaiiiinnnnss in traaaaaiiiiiinnnss!
Why do werewolves look forward to Christmas?
They love Howlidays!