Halloween Jokes

If you don’t care so much for the scary halloween scares, how about a halloween laugh?! Here are 15 halloween jokes! Enjoy! 😀

Q. What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap music!

Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse!

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t do anything?
A: Lazy Bones!

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer!

Q.Why don’t skeletons go to parties?
A: Because they have no “body” to go with!

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Sham-boo!

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash!

Q: What do you call a monster who is famous?
A: A mon-star!

Q: What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?
A: A boo-boo!

Q: What’s a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist

Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand witch!

Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-BONE!

Q: Why do witches fly around on brooms?
A: Because vacuums have cords!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Cuz he didn’t have the guts!


Want more laughs?  Here are some  Zombie Jokes and Vampire jokes!



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  1. October 26, 2011

    […] 10. What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out? The dentist! Done reading the zombie jokes and need more laughs?  What about some vampire jokes! or Halloween Jokes! […]

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