If I were a zombie I would have one goal in life and everybody would be against it. I would pursue my dream, my only dream, and everyone would be against me. I would live a life without fear, without holdbacks, without any second guesses about what I wanted. I would be consistent, confident, and relentless in my pursuit of my dream. If I were a zombie I wouldn’t have to think twice about anything, I wouldn’t even have to think twice about my favorite meal, It would always be the same It would never change, I will always like it and never complain.
And while you may think I’m dumb, and while you may think i’m uneducated as a matter of fact I am highly skilled. It’s a skill a highly advanced skill to be able to focus on my craft in such a manner and to become so advanced so quickly with little training, it’s comes naturally.
If I were a Zombie
If I were a zombie you would have to worry about me but I wouldn’t have to worry about you or anyone or anything else. I will ignore the obvious and always take the path that gets me closer to my dream even if the path is treacherous. If I were a zombie time would be on my side I would be forever young and forever living the dream. I would never give up no matter what obstacle comes between me and the dream no matter how dangerous I wont give up. I will never tire. My youth will give me the strength to keep a commited pace towards my dream, slow and steady I will achieve my goal while you race through your life in pursuit of unfound dreams.
And you may look down on me but at least I know where I’m headed and what I want out of life. While you have no clue, back and forth on what you want, I know what I want. And while you change your dream from one day to the next, and while you amuse other people just to make yourself happy or look happy. And while you try to be somebody you are not I know who I am and I know what I want out of this life. And while feelings are an obstacle for you I am numb to that disease. Compassion only holds you back, your feelings hold you back, your thoughts hold you back, your commitments hold you back, being human only holds you back. And while I have none of those- am none of those- I will be that much closer to my dream than you will be to yours, If I were a Zombie.
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Question for you guys: Zombies or Vampires??
vampires duh
lol… should have known
well ya…. who wouldn’t pick vampires, brains taste like crap
hmm… it sounds sweeet though o__O
Zombie…radical force to behold. Ill paralyze you with fear and then eat you for dinner. Better than drinking blood…yuck
All that liquid blood might get you you bloated, hmm… it might be easier to eat rather than drink… interesting…
Thats just creepy and yes i would choose vampire over zombie :I but Werewolf or vampire i chose werewolf.
vampires trump zombies…. its just the way it is.
plus zombies are ugly!!!
Zombies are def uglier! unless ofcourse beauty is inn the eye of the beholder….
If I were a zombie, here’s what I would do:
1. Eat a snack.
2. Eat the president of Russia and Megan Fox.
3. Have s*x with Selena’s body.
4. Eat those I hate.
5. Learn to domesticate myself and others to technology.
6. Reign over Zombieworld!
7. Watch Shawn of the Dead, Resident Evil 1-3, and Zombieland 20 times each!
8. Starve because my servants and I ate the whole population.
intelligent zombies don’t need to be ugly…those yellow eyes are striking, and we don’t think before we act which makes us berserk beyond recognition. Zombies represent lost hope, but if you are one than you don’t give a damn and roll with the lynch mob. Vampires are lame excuses for the forces of darkness, but zombies o boy do they belong in a whole other category of their own. The berserkers from I am legend. Damn if they weren’t intelligent and incredibly dangerous at the same time.
well truthfully i dont like being in anyrace even though i am with the human race i dislike them even when im other races i dislike them as well so im sticking to my side of the line lol XD
@jo AkA the Werewolf Demon: good thinking! lol.
im incredibly tempted to make a parody of beyonces ‘ if i were a boy’ with ‘if i were a zombie
@lee ann: lol… you should do it.. thats a pretty good idea , if you do it share it with us!
it would probably end up with me and liv just on the floor laughing ‘alright lets do take number 14785′ lol
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look….heres my idea of the trirace comparison.
werewolves>vamps>zombitches
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I’d pig out! Eat everyone in sight, especially their brains! “Brains, brains, I want more Brains.” Ok, throw in a thigh or boob! You have to have something differant every once in awhile. Food gets to be so boring at times. You have to be willing to try new things though.Or you become boring. Know what I mean?