To whom it may concern

Thanksgiving is in two weeks. I am worried about being around family and friends.  They make me salivate.  My stomach moans and groans at the thought of a fresh meal walking around the house. Thanksgiving is a time of giving, but all I feel like doing is taking, taking meat, fresh meat – and the trust that my family has given me and throwing it away.  But it is not me that is talking, it is the werewolf inside of me.

Thanksgiving is fast approaching.  Can you help me please?

Sincerely,

Desperate werewolf

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12 Responses

  1. loopeen says:

    Ah… Me too, Buddy, Me too! *pats Buddy.

    The Solution is eat a cow. it works for me. 😉

  2. MoonLightWolf says:

    just ask for an extra helping of turkey. that’s what i do.

  3. Aura says:

    i would suggest try eating before thanksgiving as much as you can so you won’t feel like killing and tearing your family apart as you eat them

  4. Attel says:

    Try eating ten turkeys (in wolf form) the day befor, It always works for me.

  5. nae nae says:

    Just eat before thanksgiving that way when your family be like whose hungry you won’t try to eat them

  6. Mvbaurqfiorg says:

    @Attel: interesting contradiction to your previous statement that you are a bakenekō/nekomatta.

  7. Attel says:

    I eat one but that’s so I don’t eat everything on the dinner table

  8. Floofy says:

    Just eat as much as you can at the dinner table the night before. Then, in wolf form, eat more and you will fell full. Then, your family isn’t in as much danger.

  9. Sabrina says:

    Eat your favorite kind of meat the day before, in your wolf form. It’s the best advice I can give you with the knowledge I have gained from my werewolf friend. Good luck.

  10. doug says:

    What i normally do is just take a walk in the woods the day Before. some strange things always happen thought so… just my suggestion.

  11. shadowolf says:

    just learn to control it I mean I been a lycan since birth just adapt to food I did n yet being king of the species it gives me more strength it’s easy just concentrate

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