Werewolf Jokes

10 werewolf jokes to make you smile! 😉
werewolf jokes
When a werewolf goes to a movie where does he sit?
Anywhere!

How does a werewolf eat an elephant?
One bite at a time.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a frog?
An animal that can bite you from the other side of the road!

What are some cousins of the werewolves?
The “What”-wolves and the “When”-wolves!

Where do werewolves live?
In a “were”-house!

What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!

When is it bad luck to have a werewolf follow you?
When you’re a human!

How do you make a werewolf laugh?
Give him a funny bone to eat!

What did the vampire say when he heard the werewolf was coming?
Wolf where!?

What did the werewolf say to the other werewolf at dinner?
Please pass the vampire!

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10 Responses

  1. Jacob says:

    The were house one was the best

  2. Gold says:

    I liked the please pass me the vampire one.

  3. skullzhead95 says:

    I liked the “Please pass the vampire.” one as well, hheeeehheee!

  4. jgirl says:

    my fav was the please pass the vampire one i love werewolves

  5. jgirl says:

    i have a good werewolf joke! so the vampire walks up to the werewolf and says “Maybe werewolves should start using soap and water instead of thier tongues!!!!!!”

  6. Tia says:

    To annoy people who think they are wolves you should say, What’s the time mister wolf!. That is what all my friends and me have been saying to these boys at my school who think they are wolves. 😀 It’s really funny watching one of them turning around and telling us the time. But today I’m pretty sure when we did it he said dinner time not what the time is. :O I hope he said the time. :/ Because it was 8:28am but it sound like dinner time or 1 past. I don’t know but it is funny. 😀

  7. NaeNae says:

    i love werewolves tales and more keep it coming!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Jamison says:

    They were all funny. oh, and thx for the story, tia!

  9. Tia says:

    @Jamison: It’s alright. And it’s not really a story it did happen.

  10. Titan says:

    “Please pass the vampire!” Lol funny considering that’s what my Mom said yesterday during dinner :3

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