What it’s like to be kissed by a vampire & more vampire jokes!

A few vampire jokes to brighten your day! Enjoy!

1. What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!

2. What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
A sucker!

3. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!

4. What animal does a vampire like most?
A giraffe!

5. What is worse than a hungry vampire?
A thirsty one!

6. Why did the vampire flunk art in school?
Because he could only draw blood!

7. Why was the young vampire a failure?
Because he fainted at the sight of blood!

8. What is Dracula’s favorite drink?
A Bloody Mary!

9. Why did the vampire take up acting ?
It was in his blood!

10. Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!

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  1. Argharna Welyn says:

    These are funny jokes.

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