What it’s like to be kissed by a vampire & more vampire jokes!
A few vampire jokes to brighten your day! Enjoy!
1. What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
2. What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
3. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
4. What animal does a vampire like most?
5. What is worse than a hungry vampire?
A thirsty one!
6. Why did the vampire flunk art in school?
Because he could only draw blood!
7. Why was the young vampire a failure?
Because he fainted at the sight of blood!
8. What is Dracula’s favorite drink?
A Bloody Mary!
9. Why did the vampire take up acting ?
It was in his blood!
10. Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!