Why Being Human is lame

This is why being human stinks! Generally speaking you could make a list of things you love about being human, but what fun would that be? So here is a negative list of things about being human, things that are…uhh.. lame!being human

1. You’re not very “unique” and every other human knows it, you’re old news, Human? boring!

2. Your emotions get the best of you!

3. You cant shape shift, transform, or change physical appearance.

4. You cant live forever, immortality is not an option for you.

5. You are weak, always will be… human strength is as low as you can get!

6. You are slow- naturally and physically!

7. You can’t fly… like a bird.

8. You can’t breath underwater… like a fish.

9. You don’t have invisibility powers.

10. You are addicted to Facebook, Twitter, and Texting.

Whats on your list of why being human stinks?!…

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Werewolf967

I am the second contributor to the ilovewerewolves home. Buddy is the first.

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136 Responses

  1. Gold says:

    Haha that’s funny and yet I’m addicted to video games and this blog site

  2. Lycanhope says:

    Video games are awesome, but they slightly take over your life when you want to clock one. Speaking from experience, 😛

  3. Argharna Welyn says:

    im soo sick of being human that i want to be a full werewolf and be part of a pack.

  4. Mvbaurqfiorg says:

    I think that the problem with humans is their method of thinking and denial/fear of anything they do not have scientific evidence of.

  5. Tia says:

    A whole year has pass and they still think they are wolves,bampire and witch because of what happen today. -_- At less they are leaving school soon. 😀 What happens when they leave school and they still think they are wolves,vampire and witch? o.O

  6. @Buddy: yes but we werewolves can not breathe underwater and fly or live forever. I have a list of my top 10

    1-humans are almost always in ridicule or denial of what they don’t understand

    2-humans have no ability to see the real beauty of nature and connect with it

    3-A general human is weaker than most other creatures even animals

    4-Humans are very slow and can hardly outrun a bulldozer and they have weak stamina

    4-all repeat ALL humans have horrible senses and never watch where they are going

    5-average humans have a short lifespan

    6-very very fragile

    7-humans are not light on the feet

    8-humans think that they invent everything

    9-most humans can’t stand the cold

    10-no power over nature at all

  7. kekel says:

    Why be human when you could be half-bird or half-reptile?…

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