Why Being Human is lame
This is why being human stinks! Generally speaking you could make a list of things you love about being human, but what fun would that be? So here is a negative list of things about being human, things that are…uhh.. lame!
1. You’re not very “unique” and every other human knows it, you’re old news, Human? boring!
2. Your emotions get the best of you!
3. You cant shape shift, transform, or change physical appearance.
4. You cant live forever, immortality is not an option for you.
5. You are weak, always will be… human strength is as low as you can get!
6. You are slow- naturally and physically!
7. You can’t fly… like a bird.
8. You can’t breath underwater… like a fish.
9. You don’t have invisibility powers.
10. You are addicted to Facebook, Twitter, and Texting.
Whats on your list of why being human stinks?!…