Wolf Jokes
Here are some funny wolf jokes! 🙂 Happy joke of the day!
Why did the wolf cross the road?
He was chasing the chicken!
What did one wolf say to the other wolf?
Howl’s it goin’!
What do wolves have that no other animal has?
Wolf cubs!
What did one hungry wolf say to the other?
Let’s go catch some fast food.
What does a wolf say on halloween?
Happy Hoooowloween!
How do wolves eat their food?
They wolf it down!
What do you get if you cross a wolf with a monkey?
A howler monkey!
What is a wolf’s favorite car?
A Volkswagon rabbit!
What do dogs say when they see a wolf?
Woolf! Woolf!
What is a wolf’s favorite food?
You!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Fred!
A Fred who?
Who’s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Do baby vampires look like bats or humans?
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Howl’s it going it my favorite one. I think I’ll get a tatt of that one ;]
my favorite is the fast food one.i told my friend and she is still laughing as i type this
ugh… horrible, all of them. now chuck norris facts, those are funny.
wow! those are bad
@that guy: ewww i hope nukes are used against weres defcon 1 anyone in russian dri dva odin poosk!
wow jokes like that i actualy wish i could start a nuclear war
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-_- THOSE WERE TERRIBLE. Now here is an actual joke: Whats worse than 40 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 40 trees
@Mary: lol I have a real bad one and its like really racist idk If I even should post it but it better then those
Here’s a joke: why did simba’s dad die?
Because he couldn’t mufasa!
Bada bing!
Those were jokes worth howling for
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#10 is completely wrong.
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Are!
Are who?
Are you being a werewolf?