Zombie Jokes – Part 2

Some of these jokes are pretty silly, but most should at least bring a smile to your face! Here are 10 zombie jokes! Want more? See zombie jokes part 1!

What was the zombie’s greatest invention?
Canned Brains!!

What kind of candy do zombies refuse to eat?
Life Savers!

Where is the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?
The Living Room!

What kind of car does a zombie drive?
A Monster Truck!

Why did the zombie go crazy?
He lost his mind!

When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired!

What type of dogs do zombies like best?

How does a zombie introduce himself?
By saying pleased to eat you!

What is a zombie’s favorite dessert?

What do zombies say before a fight?
Do you want a piece of me?!



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6 Responses

  1. ArgharnaWelyn says:

    those jokes are funny

  2. hey would you like to see werewoves and vampires?

  3. oohhh body parts! i`m going to it!!!!! do you dare me? comment below mine!!!!!!!!! and can someone be my friend or at least like one of my comments, at least this one???? please argharnawelyn???? and tell me if i spelled your name wrong,please.

  4. and i liked you just so you could feel better!!!! {;

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