Christmas Jokes – Part 2!

werewolf christmas jokesNeed a good joke to tell to break the tension on Christmas day when all the family is together? Here are 10 Christmas jokes that should at least get a smile!

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite Christmas song?
A: I’m Dreaming of a Bite Christmas!

Q: Who delivers a werewolf’s Christmas presents?
A: Santa Claws!

Q: What do you call vampires who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic!

Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire,what would they name their child?
A: Frostbite!!

Q: What do you call a werewolf sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws!

Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.

Q: Why doesn’t the mummy like Christmas?
A: He’s afraid he’ll relax and unwind!

Q. What did the cow say to the vampire on Christmas morning?
A. Mooooey Christmas!

Q: Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party?
A: It was a scream!

Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
A: He was picking his nose!

More Christmas Jokes here!



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